REGINA:
My name is Regina George
And I am a massive deal
I will grind you to sand
Beneath my Louboutin heels
This is what I get for helping
Helping someone lame fit in
Cady heron, enjoy your temporary win
My name is Regina George
"Regina is a fugly cow."
Hey Cady, how do you like me now?
I wanna watch the world burn, i got the gasoline
I wanna watch the world burn and everyone get mean
I wanna watch the world burn, i got the gasoline
I wanna watch the world burn and everyone get…
REGINA: (spoken) I’m just so upset, Mr. Duvall. I found it in the girls’ bathroom.
I mean the things it says about me. The things it says about all of us
MR. DUVALL: (spoken) Is this true? Rachel Hamilton fills her inhaler with vodka?
Does that work? Ms. Norbury is a sad, old drug pusher? What does this say? Caitlyn Caussin has what?
REGINA: (spoken) Hairy nips
MR. DUVALL: (spoken) Good lord. Don’t worry, we will find out who did this
REGINA: (spoken) There are only three girls in the school who aren’t in it
MR. DUVALL: (spoken) Can you give me names?
REGINA:
Cady, time to watch your back
Cady, time to turn and cough
Because you took me down
But you didn't finish me off
My name is Regina George
And in case you’re keeping score
Cady may have won the battle
But I will win the world war
I wanna watch the world burn
STUDENTS:
Trang Pak is a grotsky bi-otch!
REGINA:
I got the gasoline!
STUDENTS:
Ms. Norbury is a drug pusher!
REGINA:
I wanna make the world burn
STUDENTS:
Janis is a space dyke!
JANIS: (spoken) That’s original
"Damian Hubbard is too gay to function." It’s only okay when I say it!
DAMIAN: (spoken) Wait, only Cady could have written that
STUDENTS:
Regina is a fugly cow
Regina is a fugly cow
Who wrote this?
Who wrote this?
REGINA:
Ohh. Woah-oh-oh!
STUDENTS:
Who wrote this?
Who wrote this?
REGINA:
I wanna watch the world burn
I got the gasoline!
I wanna watch the world burn
And everyone could see
STUDENTS:
So mean!
REGINA:
Mean!
STUDENTS:
So mean!
REGINA:
Mean! I wanna watch the world burn
STUDENTS:
Who wrote this? Who wrote this?
REGINA:
I wanna watch the world burn
Mean! I wanna watch the burn!
[Thanks to Chloe for correcting these lyrics]