Surf The Tube Lyrics by Sam Clark

God created foam. Who created you?
His son could walk on water and that is how we knew
To surf the tube. Surf the tube!

You can’t have a bee without a bit of buzz
You can’t expect to smoke a lot and not have lots of fuzz
As you surf the tube. Surf the tube!

If JC were on Earth, what would he do?
He’d surf the tube

Regular or goofy it don’t discriminate
When you’re deep inside a barrel far out it feels just great as we
Surf the tube. Surf the tube!

If Satan took six days sick leave from hell
He’d make sure he spent six days surfing heavenly waves at Bells
And if JC were on Earth, what would he do?
He’d surf the tube. Surf the tube!