Funky Worm Lyrics by The Ohio Players

You're a little late, so step right this way and we'll get
started Granny What? Say it now? Oh. say it now, say it now. Ahem!
Me and the Ohio Players are gonna tell you about a worm
He's the funkiest worm in the world Alright. Sing it, Clarence
Clarence Theres' a worm in the ground, yes there is
Granny Thats right
Clarence he's six feet long
Granny six feet long
Clarence he only comes around
Granny when he wants to get down
But when he comes out of his hole
He sounds something like this

Granny oh that's funky
Like nine cans of shaving powder, that's funky
Alright. Sing it again, Clarence
Clarence and through all the land, yeah
Granny yeah
Clarence he plays in a band
Granny plays in a band
Clarence plays guitar without any hands
Pretty good, I might add
Granny yeah, when he grabs his guitar and starts to pluck
Everybody wants to get up and dance

Granny ah, get it baby
Don't, don't, don't
Don't fight the feeling. Don't fight it
Hey, don't stop now honey, get down
I'm his manager, heh heh
Gonna make a million dollars
I get it all, cause he can't spend it
There he goes
Goin' back in his hole, just the same way he came out
Do we get paid for this?
I just wanted to make sure. We do? OK