Aunty Jack - Farewell Aunty Jack Lyrics

Farewell, Aunty Jack
We know you'll be back
Though you're ten feet tall you don't scare us at all
You're big, bold and tough
But you're not so rough
There's a scream as you plummet away

Aunty Jack: Goodbye, me little lovelies!
And don't forget to tune in next week to the show,
because if you don't, I'm going to come round to your house,
and I'm going to rip your bloody arms off.
And I will too. Don't forget it.

She rides a black bike
Aunty Jack: I do.
And drives through the night
She's big, round and fat but don't dare tell her that
Aunty Jack: I bloody well aren't!
Else she'll turn so mean
Her glove starts to gleam
There's a scream as she plummets away

Aunty Jack: Do you want a good smack in the mouth?

Oh farewell, Aunty Jack
Don't you know you'll be back
Though you're ten feet tall you don't scare us at all
You're big, bold and tough
But you're not so rough
There's a scream as you plummet away