The Rick and Morty Album Lyrics

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Rick and Morty Theme

(Rick and Morty & Ryan Elder)


[Instrumental]

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Jerry's Rick

(Rick and Morty & Ryan Elder)


[Instrumental]

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The Small Intestine Song

(Rick and Morty, Dan Harmon, Justin Roiland, & Ryan Elder)

It's a road of wonder a trail of food
It's a pathway to break up the bad and good
It's a tube that digests
And then sends out the rest
It's a small, small intestine
It's a small, small intestine

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The Flu Hatin' Rap

(Rick and Morty, Dan Harmon, & Ryan Elder)

Flu, yo, you gotta be aware
Aware about the flu, up in the air
Imma get me a shot, make the flu go away
Flu hatin' Rapper, just rappin' away

[Chorus]
Yo, yo, flu hatin' Rapper, it's a flu hatin' rap
[stutters], flu hatin' rap
First you, step to the left
Then you step to the right and your chin is cleft
If you don't have the flu, then ... don't bother, listenin'
The flu snot is glistenin'
All around us, I'm a flu hatin' rapper

Go to the crapper, when the poop comes out like liquid
That means you've got the flu
So then, what do you do?
You go to the doctor, you get a shot
Actually it's too late at that point
This is about flu awareness
Gotta be aware of the flu in the airness
Yo, I'm a flu hatin' rapper
My name is MC Haaaa... MC Hap
MC Haps, I'm a flu hatin' rapper
Don't need a keeper, don't need a trapper
I'm not a student here, I'm a ... person you hired
To dance ... in the fire
The fire of flu awareness
Ha! Hot, hot, hip-hop

It's a flu hatin' rap
[stutters], flu hatin' rap
First you, step to the left
Then you step to the right and your chin is cleft
If you don't have the flu, then... don't bother, listenin'
The flu snot is glistenin'
All around us, I'm a flu hatin' rapper

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African Dream Pop

(Rick and Morty & Ryan Elder)


[Instrumental]

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Look On Down From The Bridge

(Mazzy Star)

Look on down from the bridge
There's still fountains down there
Look on down from the bridge
It's still raining, up here

Everybody seems so far away from me
Everybody just wants to be free
Look away from the sky
It's no different when you're leaving home
I can't be the same thing to you now
I'm just gone, just gone
How could I say goodbye?
How could I say goodbye?
Goodbye

Maybe I'll just place my hands over you
And close my eyes real tight
There's a light in your eyes
And you know--yeah, you know
Look on down from the bridge
I'm still waiting for you

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The Rick Dance

(Rick and Morty, Justin Roiland, Lauren Hillman, & Ryan Elder)

Put your right foot forward and your left foot back
Then f*ckin' slide around like on a NordicTrack
Move to the left, step to the right
Wiggle your elbows and look up into the light
It's the...
It's the...
It's the Rick Dance
It's the...
It's the...
It's the Rick Dance
Do a twist, then do a turn
1, 2, 3, you just gotta learn to do the Rick Dance
You gotta jump up and down
Bend your knees, and make this sound:
Wubba lubba dub dub!
It's the...
It's the...
It's the Rick Dance
It's the...
It's the...
It's the Rick Dance
Put your right foot forward and your left foot back
Then f*ckin' slide around like on a NordicTrack
Move to the left, step to the right
Wiggle your elbows and look up into the light
It's the...
It's the...
It's the Rick Dance
It's the...
It's the...
It's the Rick Dance
Do a twist, then do a turn
1, 2, 3, you just gotta learn to do the Rick Dance
You gotta jump up and down
Bend your knees, and make this sound:
Wubba lubba dub dub!
It's the...
It's the...
It's the Rick Dance
It's the...
It's the...
It's the Rick Dance
Put your right foot forward and your left foot back
Then f*ckin' slide around like on a NordicTrack
Move to the left, step to the right
Wiggle your elbows and look up into the light
It's the...
It's the...
It's the Rick Dance

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Goodbye Moonmen

(Rick and Morty, Jemaine Clement, & Ryan Elder)

[Fart]
The worlds can be one together
Cosmos without hatred
Stars like diamonds in your eyes
The ground can be space (space, space, space, space)
With feet marching towards a peaceful sky
All the Moonmen want things their way
But we make sure they see the sun
Goodbye, Moonmen
We say goodbye, Moonmen
Goodbye, Moonmen
Goodbye, Moonmen
Oh, goodbye

[Fart]
Cosmos without hatred
Diamond stars of cosmic light
Quasars shine through endless nights
And everything is one in the beauty
And now we say goodbye, Moonmen
We say goodbye, Moonmen
Goodbye, Moonmen
Goodbye, Moonmen
Oh, goodbye

[Rick]
Shut the f*ck up about Moonmen!

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Summer and Tinkles

(Rick and Morty, Tara Strong, Jevin Smith, & Ryan Elder)

[Tinkles]
Summer and Tinkles,
Friends with each other.
Living in Never Past Bedtime Land.

No kitchen sink-les.
No little brother.
Going to raves and waving our hands.

[Rapper]
Summer and Tinkles,
friends to the end.
Group text the whole crew,
my motherf*ckin' friends.
Ketchup to the salt,
salt to the fry.
"T" to the "Inkle"
with a Capital "I".

[Tinkles]
Summer and Tinkles,
Friends with each other.
Living in Never Past Bedtime Land.

No kitchen sink-les.
No little brother.
Going to raves and waving our hands!

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Do You Feel It

(Chaos Chaos)

Lay it, lay it down, let me see your hand
Show me what you got
You're always talking, but you're not playing
It doesn't match your face
Gotta find my way, away from this place
Can you take me now
I-I want it, I want it real
Are you afraid of me now?
Are you afraid of me now?

[Chorus]
Do you feel it, do you feel it?
Do you feel that I can see your soul?
Do you feel it, do you feel it?
Do you feel the beat in your heart?
I-I want it, I want it real
Run away with me now
I-I want it, I want it real
Run away with me now

Some days I'm built of metal, I can't be broken
But not when I'm with you
You love me real, we have it all
Can't leave me now
I love the way you are today
Run away with me now
Wind in my hair 'cause I don't care
Baby, run away with me now
Run away with me now

Do you feel it, do you feel it?
Do you feel that I can see your soul?
Do you feel it, do you feel it?
Do you feel the beat in your heart?
I-I want it, I want it real
Run away with me now
I-I want it, I want it real
Run away with me now

Oh, oh, oh-oh
Oh, oh, oh-oh

Drinking in the summer, I'm good at running
I beat you in the race again
Are you afraid when I look your way?
It's easiest to stay at home
But then we taste it, we got to have it
We have no control
Where is the love, the kind we dream of?
The kind that makes us young
The kind that makes us young

Don't leave me
Never leave me out
Don't leave me
Never leave me out
Don't leave me
Never leave me out
Don't leave me
Never leave me out
Don't leave me
Never leave me out
Don't leave me
Never leave me out

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Unity Says Goodbye

(Rick and Morty & Ryan Elder)


[Instrumental]

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Get Schwifty (C-131)

(Rick and Morty, Justin Roiland, & Ryan Elder)

Oh, yeah!
You gotta get schwifty
You gotta get schwifty in here
It's time to get schwifty
Oh oh
You gotta get schwifty
Oh, yeah!
Take off your pants and your panties
Shit on the floor
Time to get schwifty in here
Shit on the floor
I'm Mr. Bulldops.
I'm Mr. Bulldops.
Take a shit on the floor.
Take off your panties and your pants
Its time to get schwifty in here

[Announcer:]
New song Schwifty XX
Schwifty song coming at cha
Its the schwift-schwifty

Hey take your pants off its schwifty time today

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Raised Up (C-131)

(Rick and Morty, Justin Roiland, & Ryan Elder)

Morty: What do you say, Rick?
Rick: I say let's do it!
(Hooray)
Rick: Alright. Uh-huh. Here we go!
Morty: Oh, yeah!
Rick: Doub-double Michael in the house
Alright! Drop the beat, go to the club. Here we go
Say it with me

Rick/Morty: Head bent over
Rick: Raised up posterior
Morty: Oh, yeah!
Rick/Morty: Head bent over
All: Raised up posterior
Rick: Sing it with me now
Rick/Morty: Head bent over
Rick: Yeah!
All: Raised up posterior!
Morty: Alright!
Rick/Morty: Head bent over!
Morty: Oh, yeah!
Raised up posterior!

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Stab Him in The Throat

(clipping.)

Stab him in the throat

Tryna turn it into something (tryna turn it into something)
What the f*ck he been discussin’?
He looking schwifty, man you shouldn’t trust him
That sucker’s schwifty, man you shouldn’t trust him
Only came to show out, so the wrist is lit
Step up in the club, if the bitch is thick
Bouncer know the clique, so they get in quick
Hopped up out the whip, same color Pickle Rick
All up in the function with the blammer tucked (blammer tucked)
Bouncer is a factor, better dap him up (dap him up)
Slide a couple green ones and he backin’ up
Shawty bad as f*ck and wetter than an aqueduct
So she walked in free too, then that jaw-jackin’ ol’ motherf*cka come up actin’ a fool
Put his big hand on her big ass without checkin’ if it was cool
She looked him dead in his eyeball and said, “You got til the count of two”

[Chorus]
That man gon’ end up dead (dead, dead)
He bumpin’ his flappy folds to the feds (feds, feds)
Plus she a hitter, he don't know (know)
He got caught slippin’ and she stab him in the throat (throat)
He outta pocket, you should stab him in the throat (throat)
He keep on talkin’, you should stab him in the throat (throat)
He stuntin’ like he hard but he ain’t trained to go
If he ain’t solid gonna stab him in the throat (throat)

This one turnin’ into something (this one turnin’ into something)
What the f*ck he been discussin’?
He lookin’ schwifty, man you shouldn’t trust him
That sucker’s schwifty, man go on ahead and bust him
That’s why you keep the pepper close
That habanero have him leakin’ Szechuan right there on the floor
That’s why she always plan to have a knife, the club is goin’ hammer right
The chopper got no manners, certain standards that a man abides
An eye is for an eye and so the crime can match the punishment
He out there sayin’ every line so she gonna take his tongue from him
That way this canary won’t be singin’ much (won’t be singin’ much)
He bleedin’ out, you hear the bubbles when he breathe and stuff
That’s what happens when the paper trail is too long
Go through his pockets, text him family on his new phone
So they can figure what to say up on his tombstone
And that’s the way the news goes

[Beat breakdown]

That man gon’ end up dead (dead, dead)
He bumpin’ his flappy folds to the feds (feds, feds)
Plus she a hitter, he don't know (know)
He got caught slippin’ and she stab him in the throat (throat)
He outta pocket, you should stab him in the throat (throat)
He keep on talkin’, you should stab him in the throat (throat)
He stuntin’ like he hard but he ain’t trained to go
If he ain’t solid gonna and stab him in the throat (throat)

Stab him in the throat
Stab him in the throat
Gon’ stab him in the throat
Stab him in the throat

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Help Me I'm Gonna Die

(Rick and Morty, Justin Roiland, & Ryan Elder)

Let me out, what you see
Is not the same person as me
My life's a lie, I'm not who you're looking at

Let me out, set me free
I'm really old, this isn't me
My real body's slowly dying in a vat

Is anybody listening?
Can anyone understand?
Stop looking at me like that and actually help me
Help me, help me, I'm gonna die!

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Let Me Out

(Rick and Morty, Justin Roiland, & Ryan Elder)

Let me out, let me out
This is not a dance
I'm beggin' for help
I'm screamin' for help
Please come let me out

Let me out, let me out
This is not a dance
I'm beggin' for help
I'm screamin' for help
Please come let me out

I'm dying in a vat in the garage

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Memories

(Chaos Chaos)

There's memories that we have
There's memories that we cherish
I wish that we could go back to that time
Ooh

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Stuttering Light

(Chad Vangaalen)

[Chorus]
Stuttering white beams of light
Come leaking into darkened minds
Cosmic knowledge, ancient mysteries
Flooding in and out of time
Ooooh, I can feel it slipping

I'll return every piece I swear it
These were all your final words
Disappear into the ether
Disappear like you never were here
And I fell it slipping
Like the bleeding sun
We hide from the twisted hungry ones
That gnaw at your bones
So keep your family safe at home
Humbled by the ocean's angry fist
Sliced down the middle like a fish
I've been thrown for bait
Gonna watch my guts rise out of me

Stuttering white beams of light
Come leaking into darkened skies
Cosmic knowledge, ancient mysteries
Flooding in and out of time
Ooooh, I can feel it slipping

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Alien Jazz Rap

(Rick and Morty, Dan Harmon, & Ryan Elder)

And I'm an alien with jazz rap style
Jazz rapping for an alien mile
Fat beats and an alien smile
Jazz space phone alien dial
Funky fresh
Hello

Fat beats to the east to the place
Fat beats to the galaxy man
Fat beats to the man with the plan
Check it out
Jazz rapping to the alien mile
I got fat jazz, raps, style and miles
I got alien jazz beats, style and mile
Resurrection of a jazz beat style
Across the galaxy going for the mile
I got a jazz beat alien while
To make a funky fresh beat for your smile

And I'm an alien with jazz rap style
Jazz rapping for an alien mile
Fat beats and an alien smile
Jazz space phone alien dial
Funky fresh
Hello

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For the Damaged Coda

(Blonde Redhead)

Hahaha, ha, ha, ha-haha
Hahaha, ha, ha, ha-haha
Hahaha, ha, ha, ha-haha
Hahaha, ha, ha, ha-haha
Hahaha, ha, ha, ha-haha
Hahaha, ha, ha, ha-haha

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Fathers and Daughters

(Rick and Morty, Dan Harmon, Asya Saavedra, Chloe Saavedra, & Ryan Elder)

I've got a doodoo in my butt
And I don't know what to do
With the doodoo in my butt
But I know that a father should say to you
That he's proud of you

Every daughter is a doodoo from a father's butt
Biologically speaking, the butt is a nut
And every father father's wrong
And there isn't a song that can change that

I've got a doodoo in my butt
And I don't know what to do
With the doodoo in my butt
But I know that a father should say to you
That he's proud of you

Every daughter is a doodoo from a father's butt
Biologically speaking, the butt is a nut
And every father father's wrong
And there isn't a song that can change that

(change that, change that)

I've got a doodoo in my butt
And I don't know what to do
With the doodoo in my butt
But I know that a father should say to you
That he's proud of you

Every daughter is a doodoo from a father's butt
Biologically speaking, the butt is a nut
And every father father's wrong
And there isn't a song that can change that

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Seal My Fate

(Belly)

Untame my brain
Give me a name
Hear my faith
Seal my fate
Unholy and dirty words I gathered to me
Thinking the point was keep what's mine for me
While he's laughing
Hear my faith
Seal my fate
And when you breathe, you breathe for two
And if you think you've finally found the perfect light
I hope it's true
Unholy and dirty words I gathered to me
Thinking the point was keep what's mine for me

While he's laughing
On every track I fractured every back
Thinking the point was step on every crack
And he's laughing
Hear my faith
Seal my fate
And when you breathe, you breathe for two
And if you think you've finally found the perfect light
I hope it's true
You say you saw him laughing
I hope it's true
I'd like to see it happen. I hope it's true
'cause I can feel it
I hope it's true

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Terryfold

(Rick and Morty, Chaos Chaos, & Justin Roiland)

[Justin Roiland]
Okay is it rolling...? Okay...

[Verse I: Justin Roiland]
Yeah...
Grab my terryfold flaps
Grab my flappy folds
Grab my terryfolds
Grab my foldy flaps

[Justin Roiland & Asy Saavedra]
Hey, touch my foldy flaps
Grab my terryfolds
Grab my foldy holds
Grab my terry flaps
[Justin Roiland, Asy and Chloe Saavedra]
In my terryfolds
Grab my terry flaps
You gotta touch 'em... my terryfolds

[Justin Roiland & Asy and Chloe Saavedra]
Grab my terryfolds
Touch my holdy flaps
Take a big flap
Take my foldy flaps (Aaah)
My terryfolds (Aaah)
My foldy holds (Oooh)
And my terry flaps
Gotta grab my terry flaps

[Justin Roiland & Asy and Chloe Saavedra]
Grab my terry flaps
Squeeze my holdy folds
Hold my coldy folds
Grab my foldy tolds
Grab my terry flap holds
Grab my terryfolds
Hold my foldy folds
Hold my terryfolds

[Justin Roiland]
Hey, did you ever wanna hold a terryfold?
I got one right here (here)
Grab my terry flap
Squeeze it, grab it, squeeze and tug on my terry flap
Hey, I wanna take you to the terryfold dance
Wanna come with me?
You can grab my holdy folds
Squeeze them tight, you son of a bitch!
[Justin Roiland, Asy and Chloe Saavedra]
Suck my holdy flappy folds
Lick my flappy foldy holds
My terry flaps in your mouth
Suck my flaps you piece of shit!

F*ck you (f*ck you)
You stupid dumb motherf*cking bitch (Aaah Aaah)
Hey, grab my terry flaps
Gonna eat those toldy folds

[Justin Roiland]
I gotta couple of terryfold flaps
I got a flappy foldy flap
I'm gonna go take you to food
Gonna eat, then we're going to the terryfold dance (dance)
You and me
We're gonna go to the terryfold place
It's gonna be a night out
Gonna have a real fancy time
Hoo!

Um, I don't know, should I do it again?

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Tales from the Citadel

(Rick and Morty & Ryan Elder)


[Instrumental]

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Rick and Morty Score Medley

(Rick and Morty & Ryan Elder)


[Instrumental]

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Human Music

(Rick and Morty & Ryan Elder)


[Instrumental]