Everything worked out, what a happy end!
Americans and Canadians are friends again
So let's all join hands, and knock opression down!
Don't you know our little lives are now complete..
'Cause Terrance and Phillip are sweeeeet!
Super Sweeet!
Thank God we live in this quiet, little, pissant, redneck
Podunk, jerkwater, three corn, one horse, one hole
Chicken butt, right wing, missing stuff, no mail, truck driving
Old track, spacey, peabrain, horsewhipped, hungry, unkept
White trash, kickass!..
Mountain Town!