Space Ruckus - Ponziterrorize Lyrics

I will terrorize the world
With lasers
Invest in my mother spaceship
I will harmonize the world
The money
Will trickle down to all of your friends

No there is no escape
Just sit through this ten minute presentation
I'm losing my shirt on this deal
Now to sign on the line
It only takes a small time commitment
You'll be ruling these planets in no time

I will complicate the world
With hedge funds
And gift all the land to my friends
I will patronize the world
My Spaceship
Is faster than the dividends

No there is no escape
Just sit through this ten minute presentation
I'm losing my shirt on this deal
Now to sign on the line
It only takes a small time commitment
You'll be ruling these planets in no time

Welcome human, come in, take a seat. Are you comfortable? Can I get you anything? You're probably wondering why I brought you here but all of the answers will be revealed shortly. My associates are in just the other room and in a few minutes, they will be coming in to explain this opportunity of a life time. We are going to present you with two options, one of which will bring you great wealth and unimaginable power; the other will result in the complete and ultimate destruction of your planet. Please, take five minutes to decide.

Feel free to opt out if it is too much to do
We can't all be winners, you know that it's true
All of our offers must be accepted today
Or we'll be the ones who are invading you

Ponzitarians

So you've been terrorized, well come this way and allow me to open your eyes
Your world must be verified, and all of your complaints can go through the proper lines
All of the humans will work as one to take over other lives
Flawed and imperfect, our triumphs will come at this heavy price...

Here, take this, it will make you feel better

Welcome dear
The time is hear
I'll take your fear
And comfort you with bliss

Here take this, it will make you feel better

Work toward this
Enterprise
Consume and multiply
It's unfair
You're right
All humans must comply

If you feel that all your time is gone
Let me sooth all your concerns
You are free to do what you want!
As long as it follows protocol
Unite your species and work toward the common goal
You already know which side you're on
Comply with us and follow the law
Or join the animals

Comply! And you'll feel so much better
Comply! In your heart it's what you want
Comply! Give in to total control of your free will
Comply! Let us make your choices for you

Comply! One pill will make you docile
Comply! One pill will make you strong
Comply! One pill will take away your worries
Comply! One pill will show you belong

Comply

Here
Why thank you kind sir
Feel better

Work toward this
Enterprise
Consume and multiply
It's unfair
You're right
All humans must comply

You better comply

You better