He hasn't slept in ages
But still he feels fine
His eyes are burnt out and red
He has lost his mind
He goes down to the beach
Catches some sick waves
Then he goes home and chucks his
Phone in the microwave
He's Massive Dave
He's Massive Dave
He's Massive Dave
He's Massive
He drinks his ice coffee and
He eats his meat pie
He could live off of these on
Until the day that he dies
He spends hit time surfing and
Drinkin' cheap drinks
He doesn't give a shit what
Anyone else thinks
He's Massive Dave
He's Massive Dave
He's Massive Dave
He's Massive
He puts on sunscreen
While watching TV
Drinkin' a VB he has no family
He puts on sunscreen
While watching TV
Drinkin' a VB
He has no family
Sickest bay
Sickest bay
Sickest bay
Massive Dave