Touch up your makeup
Get those blouse buttons even
Can't fix that hair, just muss it up more
Flip this side over there
Shoes on your wrong feet
My electric buzz fade away soon
Try not to smile so big baby
We headed in the boss' room
Haven't I ever told you
You really sock it to me
Hadn't anybody told you
You ride like a train wreck
I think my soul came out of my body
You make life worth living
It's like dying 5 times a day
You make my heart stop
Skip a beat, ain't lying
I'm afibbin' baby
Motherf*cker like riding a crooked coaster
Man like when I was a kid learning to wrangle
Riding horses steep on the trail
You're like mounting a bareback stallion
You kick like a monster drain my strength
But you never let me buck off f*ck baby
You never let me down
Oh they're gonna put an E next to this song
And it fits, f*cking fits, you're explicit to a Tee
Make it like jelly inside of me
I don't even feel like a man but a victim
Like your hammer your meat tenderizer
Blackjack smokestack f*ck bunny energizer
Got me blushing at the root
Damaged Birthday suit blisters permanent handcuff scars
Venus in Furs, De Sade up on the Marquis
And I can handle anything if you just handle me
Suck you blind baby you and me
And boss don't ever have to see
He'd be the end of me
Sometimes I think there's a way out of here
A place where bossmen disappear
And it's just you and I and the way we do
Don't you wish that too
Or am I just a distraction to you
Do you feel it too, you got those snake eyes
Your lows on the rise
You're everything to me am I anything to you
Just another henchman slave to boss
Like you are too
Meet you here in two weeks, on again
Meet you two weeks