The weather's always good in California
No hurricanes no 110 degrees
No cyclones no raid drones
No deep freeze
People don't really hate one another
They're all sisters and brothers
All that hippie love
Enough to go around
They're f*cking in the street
All day long
Everybody's got a bong
Wear sundresses
Go to weddings and play golf
And everybody's rich in California
Plastic surgery's free no one looks like me
And the water is a precious flowing nectar
There's plenty to go around
The beaches have those string bikinis
Abundant breast and ass
And that's just the men
Man it's got to be heaven in California
San Francisco parks and LA fame
Everybody's famous in California
Nobody there even knows my name
Wanna get my belly rubbed in San Diego
Lay there like a dog too old to hunt
Nobody eats meat in California
But there's plenty food and other things
To munch
And Hollywood don't need a one way ticket
There's a golden globe just waiting there for all
And everyone's so high they getting dizzy
But they're ain't no rocky ground on which to fall
Ain't nobody homeless ain't nobody hungry
Ain't nobody every got a tan line
The weather's always good in California
The weather's always good in California