Spice 1 - 1-900 Spice Lyrics

[Ant Banks]
urrghhhh urrghhh... aw shit what's this new 900 number shit
let me call that shit and see what the f*ck this is all about
1-900-S-P-I-C-E
this better not be no bullshit either
What the f*ck is this ?
Who the f*ck is this ?

[SPICE 1]
Hello you reached the motherf*ckin S-P-I-C-E
meet with this nigga from 187 faculty
I'm f*ckin it up cause I'm a nigga from the old school
Straight out the roots like some motherf*ckin soul food
Niggas and bitches hear my rhyme and they be gettin loose
Because 187 proof will get the hoes juiced
Excuse expression but I'm simply just a crazy nigga
Who can't help kickin the funky shit to make my pockets bigger
And try to school S-P-I-C-E get a late pass
Because the FAC is pumpin your ass up like a gauge blast
A-N-T-B-A-N-K-S is kickin funky jams
Knockin your niggas out the box like a batterram
I got the faculty in back of me don't mess with me
Cause murderism is my motherf*ckin specialty
Comin with the gangsta shit I kick it all the time bitch
Talkin bout killin motherf*ckers dumpin 'em in a ditch
Cause if its funky yo its funky nigga deal wit it
Punk ass niggas be comin fake I'm comin real wit it
I'm sick as f*ck so don't step to me and play me close
I'll have you hung from a motherf*ckin phone post
Spice 1 is kickin that funky gangsta shit thats hardly pure
I won't be needin a doctor
187's the cure
Because I'm quick to pick the phone up and say : f*ck em all
This is an obscene phone call