Splinter - Girlfriend Lyrics

I canÂ't believe itÂ's happened once again
I thought that sheÂ'd be mine ‘till the very end

We were like Romeo and Juliet

She was the greatest girl IÂ've ever met

But now sheÂ's watching Ellen on TV

And chilling out to K.D. Lang CDÂ's

SheÂ's reading all my girly magazines

And now itÂ's just her head thatÂ's shaven clean

I canÂ't believe itÂ's happened once again

My girlfriend has become a lesbian

I found her making out with her best friend

I canÂ't believe itÂ's happened once again

I met her on a blind date through a friend

I knew that she was really into men

And everything she did just felt so right

WeÂ'd even split a beer and watch the fight

But when we started fooling ‘round and stuff

I noticed that her skin was kind of rough

I wish IÂ'd never gone that extra yard

Cause it wasnÂ't only me who was getting hard

I canÂ't believe itÂ's happened once again

I thought that she was Barbie but sheÂ's Ken

I tell you sheÂ's a cock and not a hen

I canÂ't believe itÂ's happened once again

I finally found a girl who wears my ring

I checked her out for all the weirdest things…

But then I got a call from the men in black

They asked about the green spots on her back

And why sheÂ's always talking to the stars

And eating all the snails in our backyard

I canÂ't believe itÂ's happened once again

My girlfriendÂ's always been an alien

They said they sheÂ's been eating all our friends

I canÂ't believe itÂ's happened once again