Splinter - Positively Negative Lyrics

Well I just don t understand it
Things just never go my way

My mum s only got one kid and she still forgot my
birthday

Well I just don t understand it

All my friends make so much cash

They re all kicking ass and I m still collecting trash

I know the sun is out today, but it always seems to
rain at my place

I know that luck won t come, I just slipped on a black
cat and broke the mirror in the hallway

I know that I should wish you well, you won the
lottery but that don t do shit for me

I know that that nothing s going my way, I m
positively negative and looking for a lucky break

Well I just can t understand it

My car s always getting smashed

But I m scared to take the train cause I m only gonna
get bashed

Well I just can t comprehend it

Chicks just never look my way

The only chance to get into their pants is to start
wearing lingerie

I m positively negative

I m positively negative