Spooky On1 - Me and My Nine Inch Glock Lyrics

I'm gonna joke around like Bill Cosby
I'm gonna make it hobby like R. Kelly
I got bodies I put all in her belly
I am like Casper except unfriendly
Colorado fir like a forest I'm on fire
She got fangs, she sucking my dick
Johnny Dang, she not with my clique
Hotline Bling, I am desperate like Drake
Sting like a wasp, I'm balling like Rick Ross
Get a yardstick, come measure my dick
Robin my sidekick, I am the f*cking boss
He pull up to me knock him out the ball park
He so fat might aswell call him Paul Blart
Smoking weed it smelling like a skunk fart
We out here trying to function like E-40
I'm gonna be here for a long time like The Simpsons from the 80s
Or I'm gonna be getting away with murder like O.J. Simpson
Honestly, guilty or innocent, getting away with murder is getting away with murder you know
He pull his pistol at me and he missin'
I pull out my nine inch glock and then he pissin'
Pull up like Tracy McGrady and the Pistons
He's been crying to his mom since then
Me and the boys in the back laughin'
Put 'em in the bed I be splashin'
If I had girl I really like she'd be balling like Micheal
Either way all of these shawtys don't even know my name
It's not my fault your girl is with me I'm one sexy ass man
I be having her prancing around the bed
You're the type of dude to snitch to the feds
The only way your daughter makes a dollar is from me
At least I be giving her vitamin d
I be as fast as Bruce Lee
He won't pull up he'll f*cking flea
He'll be on his knees begging for mercy
Afterwards I might just go M.I.A
Or maybe I'll just fake my death like Lil Pope
That's right I said his name tell him to make a f*cking diss he don't even know shit about me dog
I'll be chilling, I'll be smoking a spliff
He can't even fight he is too stiff
Oh, you gonna kill yourself go jump off a cliff
You're a fatass like Clifford the big red dog
Alright let's wrap things up, uh
You wanna go back buy a new cup
He ain't a really crip he just saying cuh
He so stupid he be saying uh