I'm gonna sing a soppy song
It's very out of character
But at some point in every life you must express your pain
I thought it was a passing phase
I hoped that you would somehow see
For reasons I was blind before she's got one over me
And it seems to be
That it's cos she's got manga eyes that you just can't resist
And it's cos she's got manga eyes that I'm now off your list
You'd think if you had manga eyes in reality you'd be a freak
But no, the lure of manga eyes is well beyond critique
I may not have a button nose
I may not view life with delight
I may not have that girlish charm
My pupils may not be half a metre wide
And it's cos she's got manga eyes that guys won't let her be
And it's cos she's got manga eyes that no-one looks at me
It's all down to her manga eyes her website is a hit
Cos every boy loves manga eyes
Cos every boy is thick
Oh, manga eyes
Oh, manga eyes
Oh, manga eyes
Manga eyes