I RUN, TO FIND, THE NEAREST CHIPS IN SIGHT
CHIPS CHIPS, FOR ME, YUM YUM LETS EAT EAT EAT
AH, AH, AH, AH, AH, AH, AH SPUD!
I'D DRIVE, ALL NIGHT, TO FIND THOSE CHIPS OF MINE
CHIPS CHIPS, FOR ME, YUM YUM LETS EAT EAT EAT
AH, AH, AH, AH, AH, AH, AH SPUD!
I LIVE, FOR CHIPS, DIE IF THEY DON'T EXIST
CHIPS CHIPS, FOR ME, YUM YUM LETS EAT EAT EAT
CHIPS CHIPS, FOR ME, YUM YUM LETS EAT EAT EAT
BUM BUM, BUM BUM, BUM BUM BUM BUM BUM BUM
AH, AH, AH, AH, AH, AH, AH SPUD!