Starcrumbs - Read My Screenplay Lyrics

Hey guys! Come here
I've got something that you'd like to hear
Something that might make you rich
Here comes the pitch
It's as if George Lucas had directed Gummo
Or like Avatar meets Die Hard but takes place in a tunnel

You should read my screenplay if you don't want no trouble
You should read my screenplay and do it on the double

See it's just like Seinfeld and kinda about nothing
Ya its kinda cartoony like Strawberry Shortcake but a muffin
It's as if the Sopranos had teamed up with Thanos
It's like Deliverance meets Twilight without all the banjos
It's gotta star me, I hate to burst your bubble and I look just like Hitchcocks body double
Ya we got the same silhouette if you know what I mean
I got a face for radio, but I'm made for the screen

You should read my screenplay if you don't want no ruckus

Did you ever see Falling Down
Think Michael Douglas
Did you ever see Falling Down
Think Michael Douglas.