Steel Panther - Asian Hooker Lyrics

I'm in Tokyo
Looking for a Ho
Tried to score some blow
But I don't speak Japanese
Find a geisha girl
Take her for a whirl
Wrap a tuna roll on my dick
And the bitch is on her knees

Sucky F*cky
Sucky F*cky
Sucky F*cky
Smells like sushi

Asian Hooker!
Hot little motherf*cker!
Asian Hooker!
Dirty Little Cocksucker!

I'm in South Korea
Broke out with Gonorrhea
Now I totally figured it out
That's why it hurts when I go pee
I feel like a jerk
Cuz my dick won't work
It's like i got punched in the nuts
By a dude who knows Thai-chi

Sucky F*cky
Sucky F*cky
Sucky F*cky
Smells like sushi

Asian Hooker!
Hot little mother f*cker!
Asian Hooker!
Dirty Little Cocksucker!

Hey, I'm the man with a plan
I'm f*ckin' going to Japan
Gonna spend a couple grand
Just f*cking hookers in the can
F*ck the rest of the band
I'm f*cking going to Asian
Do some coke and get a tan
I'm f*ckin gonna be the man!

Asian Hooker!
Hot little mother f*cker!
Asian Hooker!
Dirty Little Cocksucker!
I want them Asian
Hookers!
Let's f*ck some Asian
Hookers!!!!