[ Featuring
Raul Esparza ]
Bobby, Bobby
Bah-bah-bah-bah-bah-bah-bah-bah
Bobby
Bobby
Bobby
Bobby
Bah-bah-bah-bah-bah-bah-bah-bah
Bobby
Well, our blessings, Robert
Don't tell your wish, Bobby
Or it won't come true
You just blew it
It probably was a wish you wouldn't have gotten anyway, Robert
You wish for a wife, Robert?
Don't, you're a lucky son of a gun right now
Hang in there
Actually, I didn't wish for anything
Whadaya mean you didn't wish for anything?
Okay, but, everybody's so curious
Tell but lie
Thank you for including me in your thoughts
Your lives
Stay exactly as you are, Robert
That's right, you sweet thing
Stay exactly as you are
Everyone adores you!
What an awful thing
Things happen for the best
I don't even believe that myself
I mean, when you've got friends like mine...
I mean...
When you've got friends like mine
Isn't it warm?
Isn't it rosy?
Side by side
(SARAH, spoken)
He's such a cutie!
Isn't he a cutie?!
By side
Ports in a storm
Comfy and cosy
Side by side
He never loses his cool
By side
I envy that
Everything shines
How sweet
Side by side
We're just so fond of him
By side
Parallel lines who meet
Love him
Can't get enough of him
Everyone winks
Nobody's nosy
Side by side
He's just crazy about me
By side
He's a very tender guy
You bring the drinks
And I'll bring the posy
Side by side
He's always there when ya' need him
By side
One is lonely and two is boring
Think what you can keep ignoring
Side
He's my best friend!
By side
Second best!
By side
Never a bother
Seven times a godfather
Year after year
Older and older
It's amazing
We've gotten older every year
And he seems to stay exactly the same
Sharing a tear
Lending a shoulder
You know what comes to my mind
When I see him?
The Seagrams Building
Isn't that funny?
Ain't we got fun?
No strain
Sometimes I catch him looking and looking
I just look right back
Permanent sun
No rain
We're so crazy, he's so sane
Friendship forbids
Anything bitter
A person like Bob doesn't have the good things
And he doesn't have the bad things...
But he doesn't have the good things either
Being the kids
As well as the sitter
Let me make him a drink
He's the only guy I know I think should drink more!
One's impossible, two is dreary
Three is company, safe and cheery
Side
He always looks like he's keeping score
By side
Who's winning, Robert?
By side
Here is the church
Here is the steeple
Open the doors
And see all the crazy, married people...
