I threw the thing on the boot of my car
It folded up quite neat
And I didn't drive far
I drove the car down to the canal
It was a perfect day and a perfect rationale
I've got a folding bicycle
I bought a ticket took a trip on a train
It was a very nice day for a cycle in the rain
I saw the trees and the road and roundabout
I settled back in my seat as the train pulled out
I've got a folding bicycle
It's the simple things in life that make us happy
I've got a folding bicycle
I took a cycle along the riverside
It was a very nice place for a very nice ride
I heard the birds they were singing in the trees
Past a field of grass swaying gently I'm the breeze
I've got a folding bicycle