Everybody knows it's a hard, hard road
You're feeling the pull of a heavy load
You're halfway there
Up around the bend is everything you need
But it's getting dark and you're losing speed
You're halfway there
I heard somebody say that half the fun
Is getting there
I wish that guy would get behind the wheel
So I could stick my head and get some air
When my race is run I'll be lying on my back
In the back seat of a Cadillac
You're halfway there
Second half is better than the first
But then you're done
Cnd that might be worse