Are you an angel in disguise
With blonde hair, big blue eyes
Are you Moroni or just a nice guy
With a bike between your thighs
You knock upon a stranger's door
And my heart skips, 2, 3, 4
You make my slacks feel tight
It gives me such a fright
Is this what companion's are for
I love you more than Jesus
Jesus Christ, I love you more
I love you more than Jesus
Jesus Christ, I love you more
Love you more, love you Mormon
I love you Mormon
All of my life I've been a'wishin
To be a part of God's big system
They say it's harmless
To see you in your garments
Now missionary's my favorite position
It doesn't matter where they send us
Just as long as I'm with you
Let me wash your tie
And I'll stay by your side
If we're in Provo or Peru
I love you more than Jesus
Jesus Christ, I love you more
I love you more than Jesus
Jesus Christ, I love you more
Love you more, love you Mormon
I love you Mormon
And when all of this is over
And all is said and done
We'll each settle down
In some suburban town
Wife and kids at 21
I love you more than Jesus
Jesus Christ, I love you more
I love you more than Jesus
Jesus Christ, I love you more
Love you more, love you Mormon
I love you Mormon
Stop Karen - Missionary Position Lyrics
Stop Karen - Missionary Position Lyrics
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Are you an angel in disguise
With blonde hair, big blue eyes
Are you Moroni or just a nice guy
With a bike between your thighs
You knock upon a stranger's door
And my heart skips, 2, 3, 4
You make my slacks feel tight
It gives me such a fright
Is this what companion's are for
I love you more than Jesus
Jesus Christ, I love you more
I love you more than Jesus
Jesus Christ, I love you more
Love you more, love you Mormon
I love you Mormon
All of my life I've been a'wishin
To be a part of God's big system
They say it's harmless
To see you in your garments
Now missionary's my favorite position
It doesn't matter where they send us
Just as long as I'm with you
Let me wash your tie
And I'll stay by your side
If we're in Provo or Peru
I love you more than Jesus
Jesus Christ, I love you more
I love you more than Jesus
Jesus Christ, I love you more
Love you more, love you Mormon
I love you Mormon
And when all of this is over
And all is said and done
We'll each settle down
In some suburban town
Wife and kids at 21
I love you more than Jesus
Jesus Christ, I love you more
I love you more than Jesus
Jesus Christ, I love you more
Love you more, love you Mormon
I love you Mormon
With blonde hair, big blue eyes
Are you Moroni or just a nice guy
With a bike between your thighs
You knock upon a stranger's door
And my heart skips, 2, 3, 4
You make my slacks feel tight
It gives me such a fright
Is this what companion's are for
I love you more than Jesus
Jesus Christ, I love you more
I love you more than Jesus
Jesus Christ, I love you more
Love you more, love you Mormon
I love you Mormon
All of my life I've been a'wishin
To be a part of God's big system
They say it's harmless
To see you in your garments
Now missionary's my favorite position
It doesn't matter where they send us
Just as long as I'm with you
Let me wash your tie
And I'll stay by your side
If we're in Provo or Peru
I love you more than Jesus
Jesus Christ, I love you more
I love you more than Jesus
Jesus Christ, I love you more
Love you more, love you Mormon
I love you Mormon
And when all of this is over
And all is said and done
We'll each settle down
In some suburban town
Wife and kids at 21
I love you more than Jesus
Jesus Christ, I love you more
I love you more than Jesus
Jesus Christ, I love you more
Love you more, love you Mormon
I love you Mormon
Writer: Katie McEntire
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