I'm sitting on the floor,
Looking at the world through a picture window.
I see a pretty girl, she walking by I decide to follow.
I run out through the door,
Couldn't wait no more tap her on the shoulder.
She is pretty and she talks to me,
I wish she was older.
[Chorus:]
She'll be 16 in May, (Statutory Rape)
She'll be my girl someday, (Statutory Rape)
Her dad said stay away, (Statutory Rape)
I know it not o.k., it's not o.k.
I took her to my frat party,
And I got her drunk,
And I slipped her roofies.
She started talking loud, taking off her clothes and acting goofy.
She was looking hot.
Couldn't help myself, so I some tail.
Now I get it every night from my sweetie rick,
he shares my cell in jail
[Chorus 2x:]
She'll be 16 in May, (Statutory Rape)
She'll be my girl someday, (Statutory Rape)
Her dad said stay away, (Statutory Rape)
I know it not o.k., it's not o.k.
Its not o.k....Its not o.k.