Why did monkeys use my mouth as a toilet
and then decide to wipe with my hand?
Why's my big brain giving birth to a baby
and it's crying and kicking in my head?
That's the last time I get drunk.
That's the last time I get wasted.
That's the last time I have sex with someone I don't know.
Yeah, but I can see my life is f*cked.
Yeah, but I can see my life is wasted.
Yeah, but I can see the bars are open
so let's get another round.
Why did someone shave my head and write dork
in magic marker all over my face?
Who's that couple in my bed?
They hooked up last night,
there's condoms all over the place.
That's the last time I wake up in someone else's clothes.
Where did I lose my cell phone?
Who stole all of my cologne?
Why the hell do I smell just like a bowling alley?
Is this the best that life gets?
Gentlemen please place your bets.
I'll be laid in my grave before I'm only 43.
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Why did monkeys use my mouth as a toilet
and then decide to wipe with my hand?
Why's my big brain giving birth to a baby
and it's crying and kicking in my head?
That's the last time I get drunk.
That's the last time I get wasted.
That's the last time I have sex with someone I don't know.
Yeah, but I can see my life is f*cked.
Yeah, but I can see my life is wasted.
Yeah, but I can see the bars are open
so let's get another round.
Why did someone shave my head and write dork
in magic marker all over my face?
Who's that couple in my bed?
They hooked up last night,
there's condoms all over the place.
That's the last time I wake up in someone else's clothes.
Where did I lose my cell phone?
Who stole all of my cologne?
Why the hell do I smell just like a bowling alley?
Is this the best that life gets?
Gentlemen please place your bets.
I'll be laid in my grave before I'm only 43.
and then decide to wipe with my hand?
Why's my big brain giving birth to a baby
and it's crying and kicking in my head?
That's the last time I get drunk.
That's the last time I get wasted.
That's the last time I have sex with someone I don't know.
Yeah, but I can see my life is f*cked.
Yeah, but I can see my life is wasted.
Yeah, but I can see the bars are open
so let's get another round.
Why did someone shave my head and write dork
in magic marker all over my face?
Who's that couple in my bed?
They hooked up last night,
there's condoms all over the place.
That's the last time I wake up in someone else's clothes.
Where did I lose my cell phone?
Who stole all of my cologne?
Why the hell do I smell just like a bowling alley?
Is this the best that life gets?
Gentlemen please place your bets.
I'll be laid in my grave before I'm only 43.