Little lady with Dingwalls bullshit Youre so stupid foetid brainwaves Little lady what really happens When you see mirrors you get the shivers Aaaah ! Making love to the Mersey Tunnel With a sausage. Have you ever been to Liverpool? Please dont talk much it burns my ears Tonight youve talked for a thousand years Plastics real when youre real sick Plastics real when youre real sick Plastics real when youre real sick Plastics real when youre real sick Plastics real when youre real sick Plastics real when youre real sick Plastics real when youre real sick Plastics real when youre real sick Tell me what youve got to look so pleased about (x2) Oh London Lady why did you lay me? Your head is crowded with the names youve hounded The lines around your eyes they show me You realise that the partys over London Lady Partys over London Lady Tell me what youve got to look so pleased about Tell me what youve got to look so pleased about