Stubbed - Dumbbell Lyrics

I don't know how, I don't know when
I don't know who, you don't know me and I don't know you
We can pretend, about all we know
Your favourite show is on channel 13
We just get up to 12, what the hell
We'll sit on the couch and talk to ourselves
You pick me up and then put me down
I'll just stay here until you're around
I'm a dumbbell, I'm doing good
Gooder than well, if I could be better it's hard to tell
I'm doing well, weller than good
Gooder than bad, it's all that I have
You are the best, bester than good
When you need picking up, I would if I could
I'm a dumbbell