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Gerold got shot the other day
The hunter got him at dawn
He bled out by the riverside
In front of Beth and her fawn
There's a killer in the forest
And as deer we're sick of that
The day we hold the rifle is the day
That we wear the hunter's hat
Joey's partner Tina
Was lured in yesterday
A hook in her lip
She was snatched up
Along with her belly of eggs
There's a killer in the river
And as fish we've had enough
The day we hold the hook is the day
That the angler's out of luck
No justice just as yet
(No justice for the fish)
No justice just as yet
(No justice for the fish)
Crazy old Uncle Chester was the duckiest duck in the pond
He told his duckling stories of the river that ran beyond
There's a killer in the river
(There's a killer in the river)
There's a killer in the river
(There's a killer in the river)
There's a killer
(There's a killer)
In the river
(In the river)
One day the pond he fled
Pretended to be dead
Floated down the river
And the killer picked him up and he bled
'Cause he gouged the eyes out of the killer's head
There's a killer in the river
(There's a killer in the river)
There's a killer in the river
(There's a killer in the river)
There's a killer
(There's a killer)
In the river
(In the river)
There's a killer in the river
There's a killer in the river
There's a killer in the river
There's a killer
In the river
