My friend travels all the time spends her nights on the road
She's got lots of boyfriends everywhere she goes
She has a simple method when they come around
It keeps her out of trouble as she goes from town to town
She calls all her boyfriends Bob so she don't call one the other
She calls all her boyfriends Bob he's her universal lover
In the heat of the moment though they're not the same
She calls all her boyfriends Bob so she don't say the wrong name
All across the country men call her up to play
From Tom in New York City to Steve in San Jose
When she's in Miami Dave shows her a good time
She has fun with everyone and never gets tongue-tied
She calls all her boyfriends Bob so she don't call one the other
She calls all her boyfriends Bob he's her universal lover
In the heat of the moment though they're not the same
She calls all her boyfriends Bob so she don't say the wrong name
It doesn't what you say it's how you come across
When she whispers in his ear she lets him know he's boss
'So come here Bob, Robby darling, Bobarino you're my man
Little Robster, big bad Bobby, no one loves me like you can
Oh Bob, Oh Bob, Oh BOB!'
She calls all her boyfriends Bob so she don't call one the other
She calls all her boyfriends Bob he's her universal lover
In the heat of the moment when it's time for TLC
She calls all her boyfriends Bob and it keeps her trouble-free
She calls all her boyfriends Bob she says B-O-B he's the one for me!