Airguitar! Go go!
Johnny Triumph
I don't dance
Girls they dance
I don't dance
I'll step into the shadow
I don't dance
I'll go under the stage
I don't dance
I do the airguitar
Invisible - He's mine, mine, mine
Invisible - I put my hand on my hip
Invisible - I put the other one out
Invisible - He is air guitar
[Bjork:]
Airguitar! Go go!
Johnny Triumph
I twist and turn him
He goes out and south
I bend and twist him
He goes back and forth
I swing and flex him
He goes up and down
[Bjork:]
Airguitar! Go go!
Johnny Triumph
I am air guitar - Press him close to me
I am air guitar - Stroke him all over
I am air guitar - Come on boys
I am air guitar - Everybody form a circle
Airguitar!