The Summer Set - Under the Influence(r) Lyrics

First things first,
That's just not the way it works-
All your lines are well rehearsed,
But if you think that I'm the bad cop, you make good look so much worse
'cause if you're not nice to the waiter, baby that means you're a jerk
Oh, wouldn't it be apropos
For you to blame a Scorpio?
But I don't need to read a horoscope to know you'll die alone
So if you didn't get the punchline, maybe that means you're the joke

I introduced you to my parents, and for nothing
You make me wanna call my Mom,
Instead I wrote this song...

You broke my heart, my eyes are red
It hurts so much, wish I was dead
I'll never fall in love again....

Was that your plan,
Kick me down, just 'cause you can?
You're the lion, I'm the lamb
And like a sheep led to the slaughter, no I never stood a chance-
'Cause you're as honest as the photos that you filter for 'The Gram.

We met at a party,
Maybe I should've known,
When you pushed me aside-
Hoping someone famous would
Take you home
Then you settled for me,
Wish you would've let me be....

You broke my heart, my eyes are red
It hurts so much, wish I was dead
I'll never fall in love again...
You broke my heart, left me on read
I should've listened to my friends
I'll never fall in love again...

I'm tired of learning the hard way,
When you're too unconcerned to be sorry
I hope this song is a hit so that you can get the message, but you won't,
And if that's how it goes, I want you know...

You broke my heart, my eyes are red
It hurts so much, wish I was dead
I'll never fall in love again...
You broke my heart, my stomach's sick,
Your new boyfriend, he's such a dick,
I'll never fall in love again...