Born the week before '81
I was my Momma's only son
She put me under the tree for fun
Took my picture, that's how it begun
Watched Bruce Lee on TV
Practiced my moves against a tree
A kung fu master in the make
There wasn't a board I couldn't break
That's the story about me
What's to come, I'll wait and see
That's the story about me
One I'm writing, can't you see
Became popular in school
Where kickball made me cool
And home runs were my game
They built my rep and brought me fame
I stole baseball cards for fun
Became a klepto on the run
Got into trouble time and again
Went to FUMA for some discipline
That's the story about me
What's to come, I'll wait and see
That's the story about me
One I'm writing, can't you see
That's the story about me
Started my business as a teen
Part of the Internet marketing scene
Made a little money, bought a place
Fancy cars that were built to race
Got engaged, it didn't last
But hey, that's all in the past
Nothing serious ever since
Seeking a girl who needs her prince
That's the story about me
What's to come, I'll wait and see
That's the story about me
One I'm writing, can't you see
Had a dog, he was the best
Passed away, I got depressed
Turned to creativity
Fills the void inside of me
Now here I am where I belong
Writing my lyrics, making songs
Ones with rhythm, funk and soul
Ones with stories to be told
Now that's the story about me
What's to come, I'll wait and see
One thing I know, I'll be all right
For this future's looking bright
That's the story about me
What's to come, I'll wait and see
That's the story about me
One I'm writing, can't you see
That's the story about me
One I'm still writing, oh can't you see
That's the story about me
What's to come, I'll wait and see
That's the story about me
One I'm still writing, can't you see