Hi, I'm Chucky and I'm your friend to the end
Hidey ho ha ha ha
Look out it's that killer doll Chucky
Murder to him is child's play
Get out before you get real unlucky
Yeah he'll make your blood spray
It's a Happy Birthday for little Andy
Some kids get cards and a box of candy
But his mom just gave him a Good Guy doll
A new best friend, Andy's got it all
Then surprisingly Chucky starts to say
His real name is Charles Lee Ray
Formerly known as the Lankshore Strangler
Careful Andy, you could be in danger
Your Aunt Maggie just flew out the window
She's not okay, sound of a crescendo
By a hammer she got bludgeoned
And that fall left more than a concussion
Footprints scattered 'round the kitchen
The cops have a sneaking suspicion
Someone blew up Eddie Caputo
Maybe it was some buddy you know
You better run while you still can
Before Chucky says his voodoo chant
Your mom and Mikey are trying to save ya
From Chucky's vicious misbehavior
But you just can't keep a Good Guy down
Even if you burn him and shoot a round
His arms, his legs, even his head
You gotta shoot him in the heart, but is he dead? No
Look out it's that killer doll Chucky
Murder to him is child's play
Get out before you get real unlucky
Yeah he'll make your blood spray
Hidey ho get a load of this
So Chucky joins Andy's family right
And Andy's last name is Barclay
That mean Chucky's new full name is Charles Barclay
Charles Barclay! Charles Barclay is gonna kill you
Playtime's over
He will find you (Andy's on his own)
He will hurt you (New foster mom and dad)
He will possess you (Chucky's back for more)
He will kill you (And he's feeling extra bad)
Plastic bag strangulation
Always good for the circulation
Head down, Miss Kettlewell
Yo teacher meet the doll from Hell
What up Phil Simpson, break that neck
Hey Joanne it's time for your death
Kyle with that knife from the kitchen
Still no match for those little legs kicking
Big terror in the factory
Chucky don't need no batteries
Conveyor belts and molten plastic
A new eye transplant, that was drastic
Wherever you go Chucky will find you
Don't forget Andy, he'll remind you
There will be no escaping
As long as your neck is gaping (Presto you're dead)
Look out it's that killer doll Chucky
Murder to him is child's play
Get out before you get real unlucky
Yeah he'll make your blood spray
Look out it's that killer doll Chucky
Murder to him is child's play
Get out before you get real unlucky
Yeah he'll make your blood spray
(Chucky why
Why'd you kill 'em
Why'd you have to go and killed my loved ones
Why'd you kill 'em Chucky
I thought you were my friend)
But then you
Slice and dice and curse and bite
And bash and thrash and dump and bump
And lie and stab and grab and laugh
And chill and kill and wish ill will
And swear and tear and act unfair
And chant and rant and yell damn
And lose like half of your face and finally fall into a big fan
Yeah, that's the Child's Play trilogy
Chucky will be back though
With his bride Tiffany
But that's for another time
Rewind
When I was a little kid
Nineteen-ninety-six
I saw the VHS
And couldn't resist
That scary box art
So sick and twisted
I took it to my mom
And was like can we rent it
She didn't understand
It wasn't rated PG
Cause Chucky is
One mean S.O.B.
This vicious doll swearing
And tearing people up
Best believe that got little Gary
All messed up
I thought he was real
No animatronics
I didn't know better
Hooked on phonics
Checking under my bed
For this spawn of Satan
I was scared one day
He'd be there waiting
Well anyway that's the song
I'm gonna hit the hay
Wait what was that
Oh no Chucky you found me at last
I guess this really is the end, friend