Supermodel Taxidermy - Exorcist For Beer Lyrics

Little Johnny's all f*cked up
He's got the heavy metal stare
We open up his bedroom door
He's floating in the air
Somethings wrong with this kid
It's devils music and booze
Always dressed in black
With his f*ck you attitude
We joined the Facebook group for help
The kids gone in way deeper
Screaming in the basement all day
Smoking tonnes of reefer
He told us if the fridge is not stocked up
He'll plan the attack
Whips out his Ouija board
Swears Johnny's never coming back
All he does is drink all day
Smoke his bong and scream
The blood of Christ and holy water
Only burns his spleen
Father Pat wants ten grand
Up front he doesn't care
We went on the dark web and seen the ad
Exorcist for beer
Exorcist for beer
Exorcist for beer
Exorcist for beer
Exorcism on a budget
By Christ I am compelled
Holy water starts crashing in
And man it burns like hell
The exorcist comes in
Mom kneels down and starts her bawling
Dad pulls out his bread
The demon comes out crawling
We got this guy from Haiti
With voodoo dolls and blades
Johnny spit right in his eyes
Pulled out the ace of spades
The blood of Christ it did no good
Holy water stung his spleen
All he did was get on stage
With exorcist and scream
The voodoo guy conjures out
The beast puts up a fight
Little Johnny and Lucifer
Scream out for more bud light
Exorcism on a budget
Forget his f*cking spleen
Holy water and the blood of Christ
Evokes an evil scream
This prick we got from Haiti
Couldn't exercise the beast
Johnny kicked him in the dick
And cranked up Judas Priest
The crazy Haiti voodoo guy
Couldn't take it any further
Last thing that we heard was
Johnny was touring with
Black Dahlia Murder
Exorcist for beer
Exorcist for beer
Exorcist for beer
Exorcist for beer
Exorcist for beer