Kocher Bailey had an engine
That was always wanting mending
At the top of her power
She could do four miles an hour
Did you ever you did you ever see
Did you ever see such a funny thing before
Well he got her second hand
And he polished her so grand
But when he went to oil her
She nearly bust her boiler
Did you ever see
But on the night run down from Gower
She did 20 miles an hour
On going through the station
She frightened half the nation
Did you ever see
Kocher Bailey's Aunty Julia
She was taken most peculiar
Something happened to her liver
And she overflowed the river
Did you ever see