Suspicious Hooligans - Shady Lyrics

It's like shady is as shady does
And everybody knows who that guy was
Because you're a smart man and your names not Gump
You're stuck on this like moss on a stump
You live at 126 Shifty Ave
And you got a beeper number that no one can have
Ya stick up behind catching by surprise
And you're looking all around with the shifty eyes
You disappear for hours and no one knows where
One even change, man, the color of your hair
You got a job but what do you do
I see you with all the women just saying I love you
Fancy car with designer plates
With the solid gold latches up on your front gate
Someone's telling me that this just ain't right
Cuz you hold out a butt and people give you a light
You don't trust anyone and no one trusts you
Man, you're on the phone all day til the night is through
You're shady
Shady man and your a shady man (Shady is as shady does shady is as shady does)
No one knows just what's your plan (Shady is as shady does shady is as shady does)
What's goin on what's going
There's more confusion than dropping a bomb
Disappear like David Copperfield
And you're driving your car you never yield
You're stranger than a plate of spam and eggs
And you always got a girl she gots the long legs
Big old house and the lawns always cut
But how you get it done when you're always on your butt
Got more clothes than Marcia Brady
Oh my God you're so damn shady
Shady man and your a shady man (Shady is as shady does shady is as shady does)
No one knows just what's your plan (Shady is as shady does shady is as shady does)
Got more cash than Levi's got zippers
Groomed up poodle gonna bring out your slippers
More green than a big chef salad
Using big words like flying flock of mallards
Expensive ride you got the windows tinted
Breath always fresh and it's smelling sweet and minted
Get what you want like tit for tat
Someone gets too close they get busted with a bat
Illegal substance is what you possess
And making the money yo is what you do best
Cash piles high into large amounts
Cuz you're keeping all your money in Swiss bank accounts
Big ass bodyguards with pipes for arms
You have caviar for breakfast skip the Lucky Charms
You never get caught cuz you paid off the cops
Always gettin' away cuz you pulled out all the stops
Go around thinking your the man of the ladies
You're so damn shady
Shady man and your a shady man (Shady is as shady does shady is as shady does)
No one knows just what's your plan (Shady is as shady does shady is as shady does)
Band on the door the panic is starting
They'e coming to get all the junk you've been carting
Bust out the back door jiggety-jack quick
See if you'll be getting out of this jammeny slick
You better move on they're gaining on your ass
Pick it up get it going they're gaining on you fast
They holler out stop and that's an order
But you make like Taco Bell and head for the border
Highjack a car you throw out the driver
Thinking up a plan like your name was MacGyver
Foot on the gas your eyes are straight ahead
That cop shot at you and now you're dead
Shoulda learned your lesson and tried to understand
There's a price to pay for being a shady man
Shady man and your a shady man (Shady is as shady does shady is as shady does)
No one knows just what's your plan (Shady is as shady does shady is as shady does)
Shady man and your a shady man (Shady is as shady does shady is as shady does)
No one knows just what's your plan (Shady is as shady does shady is as shady does)
Shady man and your a shady man (Shady is as shady does shady is as shady does)
No one knows just what's your plan (Shady is as shady does shady is as shady does)