They's ghosts, gobblins and scary things
Coming at you on Halloween
Say Boo. Say Boo
They dressed up in they wicked clothes
Pirate costumes and hooker hose
Say Boo. Say Boo
Pumpkin spice, it's kinda nice
But give me bloody mary, it's best on ice
Say Boo. Say Boo
Them children want to take all your stash
Grubby fingers and a fake moustache
Say Boo. Say Boo
Halloween, you a party under the moon
And who gonna pass out candy to these fools
I hide in my front yard and I say boo
Halloween, you a holiday under the moon
They's Frankenstein and his mummy crew
Falling down in they big fake shoes
Say Boo. Say Boo
All jacked up on a sugar high
Oooh, I saw a ghost fly by
Say Boo. Say Boo
They's a witchie poo with her big hat on
Yellin' at me on my own front lawn
Say Boo. Say Boo
She took her children out too late
Who got chocolate after eight
Say Boo. Say Boo
Halloween, you a party under the moon
And who gonna pass out candy to these fools
I hide in my front yard and I say boo
There's a witch over here; there's a wolf over there
I'm gonna sit right here in my rocking chair
And I'll be real sweet to the boy on the street
But that fool ain't getting nothin' else to eat
And his brother done took my jack-o-lantern home
Somebody tell them kids to leave my stuff alone
I'm gonna have to call they mama on the phone
Who the hell done invented Halloween? Who the hell done invented
Halloween? Who the hell done invented Halloween
Halloween, you a party under the moon
And who gonna pass out candy to these fools
I hide in my front yard and I say boo
Halloween, you a holiday under the moon