Tech N9ne - Groupie Lyrics

[Verse 1:]
The Hostile Takeover ooh-wee, I met a (Apple Bottom, San Jo model, like to swallow) groupie, huh, wondering if mommy go choose me, f*ck it, let the gray goose and cranberry tropical, lead her to me.

Then I'll holla, I'm acting all non-chalant, you eyeing me, sorta obli-vi-ous to my dogs, comments you need a mental connection from stress relief (I'll offer) as soon as the pill kick in, watch the panty hose fall off her, and...

Twenty minutes later, mommies on E and she can't keep her little groupie hands off me. Now her mouth is around my dick, then we f*cking and sex-ercising, I'm in her hole off in her soul, lovin' my extra sized (dick)

So whenever I call, I can hit it, she love some Kutta whenever I'm dwelling on that encounter it makes me stutta cause I, I, uhh, (damnit) won't even try yawl, popping and knocking shit out of socket like houston's eye ball cause

[Verse 2:]
On the road again I met alota groupies I gotta
California - Colorado - Kansas City groupie
And ooh wee wasn't supposed to choose me
Somethin' I said to her maybe made her give it 2 me

Caribou gotcha woozie too, gotcha doing things
U wouldn't usually do, an ooh I love women's
Gotta find a way to gettem on the bus and outta their linens
I make 'em strip fo me damn this the shit homie

Treats me somethin' nice, beast we somethin' like gimme Felicia O!
Know how to do it right when u see the snake and bat know
Where yo girlfriend at cause everytime u turn yo back she be wit dem rappa cats
I let her on the bus ta braid my corn rolls but when I start pourin' those we makin' porno's
To me ya much more than a s.l.u.t. she's a groupie

[Chorus:]
You're just a groupie, she's just a groupie (who me) but you mean much more to me than just a groupie cause the things you do to me

[Verse 3:]
What's sizzlin' pigeon when I'm thizzin' I need a super cali animalistic sex me ah la groupie and I don't care if she's fair with the long hair but as long as we there bare and I bone [x4]

And we share swears on the stairs on my hotel if they stare at us oh well cuz your boyfriends waitin' while I'm breakin' your swoll tail and your boyfriend hates while he pace cryin' a storm in the lobby when you get to the house you fight like Foreman and Ali [x8]

But check it gave you an autograph on your calf then I dashed but I didn't know that it'd be a tattoo the next time I saw your ass she got on my bus I was like holy shit she laid on the couch opened her legs and said you owe me this [x12]

I'm the answer to your girls groupie pains oochie coochie dames tempt me when in my presence they tell me pinch me cuz I'm exciting baby if I didn't exist sexy female scientists would have to invent me [x16]