Terrance And Phillip - Uncle Lyrics

The song is called shut your f*cking face uncle f*cka

Terrance:Shut your f*cking face uncle f*cka
You're a cock sucking ass licking uncle f*cka
You're an uncle f*cka, yes its true
Nobody f*cks uncles quite like you
Phillip:Shut your f*cking face uncle f*cka
You're the one that f*cked your uncle, uncle f*cka
You dont eat or sleep or mow the lawn,
You just f*ck your uncle all day long
(fart noises)
Terrance:Hmm!
(fart noises)
(laughing)
(fart)
Dudley Dooright guy:What's going on here?
(fart noises)
People:Oooooooooooooooooooooooh
F*cker f*cker uncle f*cka f*cka f*cka f*cka f*cka
T & P:Shut your f*cking face uncle f*cka
(Terrance:uncle f*cka)
Terrance:You're a boner biting bastard uncle f*cka
Phillip:You're an uncle f*cka I must say
Terrance:Well you f*cked your uncle yesterday
Everyone:(laughing)
People:Uncle f*cka...
thatsEveryone:U-N-C-L-E f*ck you Uncle
F*ckaaaaaaaaaaaaa tonight...
Phillip:...Suck my balls!