TISM - A Faceful Of Divertimenti Lyrics

Life is like cum, you gag but you swallow
When it goes down your windpipe and comes out tomorrow.
Oh! Never forget that you'll never remember
My name once your lip's off my member.

Remember the days when you were a lad,
Trying to f*ck the arse of your mum and blow the f*ck outta dad?
Or, if you're a lass, that part of you achin'
For the guy who kisses mum and brings home the bacon.

Oh, what happens now we're as naked as babies,
All over each other like V.D. or rabies?
In each others' jockettes long may we wallow.
Life is like cum, you gag but you swallow.