Tom Green - Feel Your Balls Lyrics

Hey kids feel your balls
So you don't get Cancer
Hey kids feel your balls
So you don't get cancer

Feel your balls
Squeeze your balls
Tease your balls
Please your balls

Early detection is the key
Rub your balls and you won't get cancer

Hey kids feel your balls
So you don't get Cancer
Hey kids feel your balls
You don't want cancer

Rub your balls
Squeeze your balls
So you don't get cancer

MASTURBATE EVERYDAY!

Hey kids feel your balls
So you don't get cancer
Hey kids rub your balls
So you don't get cancer

RUB YOUR BALLS WHILE MASTURBATING!

Hey kids rub your balls,
While masurbating looking for lump
If you find a lump
Then go to the doctor
And get your testicle removed

RUB YOUR TESTICLES,
WHILE MASTURBATING OR WHILE NOT MATURBATING!

Rub your balls for no reason
Other then for checking for cancer
Or rub your balls
Specifically for the only reason of
Checking for cancer
Or rub your balls
Only for pleasure
Or for pleasure and
For checking for cancer at the same time

*pause*

You can pleasure your balls
And aslo check for cancer
At the same time

You can pleasure yourself
And also check for cancer
At the same time

TWO BIRDS, ONE STONE!

Pleasure your balls
And check them for
Cancer at the same time