Tay Bronson - Drunk Shopping Lyrics

Well pastimes and hobbies are something we all need
Online shoppin' really fills that void for me
When I'm needing something or there's something I don't need
Amazon's got everything for me
Amazon you bring the world to me
Amazon I want one of everything I see
Amazon just pour a drink and log on in
Amazon I'm drunk shoppin' again
Well now, last nights bender kept me browsing until three
My bank account's all empty and now they're calling me
I don't know what I ordered but I'm hoping it's ok
Guess I'll have to wait about three to five more days
Amazon you bring the world to me
Amazon I want one of everything I see
Amazon just pour a drink and log on in
Amazon I'm drunk shoppin' again
I get so excited waitin' every single day
To see just what that little brown truck will bring my way.
Awe there bangin' on my front door man they're ringin' my doorbell
And this box looks kind of shady, boy she's busted up as hell
Now I don't wanna keep her but what else can I do
Well I guess it's time I write a product review
Amazon you bring the world to me
Amazon I want one of everything I see
Amazon just pour a drink and log on in
Amazon I'm drunk shoppin' again
Amazon I'm drunk shoppin' again
Amazon I'm drunk and shoppin' again