Taylor Effin Cleveland - Effin Lyrics

I mean, I don't know who he thinks he is - its just not what kids need to be listening to
Y'know, we used to raise the kids
And now the music raises them
And now somebody like Taylor Cleveland's raising our kids and using the word Effin
Y'know, living out here in McKinney y'know
We have a view of these Dallas people
Who grow up there and think they're all
Neo cosmopolitan y'know what I'm saying like
They need to get back to their conservative roots and be talking about the good things
But hell man
He needs to get back to his christian values and praise the almighty
Y'know what I'm saying I don't know where the hell you get this attitude from
You know you come from Texas
You need to be true to your southern roots and go ahead and do a country song man
Don't be trying to act like those hipsters from Portland
Who work in coffee shops and get tattoos on their ass
You know what I'm talking about man
Be true to who you are buddy