Kara told me
As we were walking home
From Center Middle School
Through the American Martyrs church parking lot
That she had put hot dogs
Into her vagina
Later that year
At the Hometown Faire
Drunk off my ass
I called to her
She turned around
And I shoved a big tree branch
Between her legs
Everyone laughed
(Well, not her)
I went home
And worked a zucchini
Into my ass