Tha Dogg Pound - If We All... Lyrics

I seen this ho (ho), yeah, what's up, bitch? (Bitch)
A nigga never knew that he could f*ck so quick (f*ck so quick)
Loonier than a motherf*cker, it's the D-O-Gs
The K-U-R-U-P-T and the D-A-Z

Well, ah, you know how we treat hoes (f*ck 'em)
Slam 'em on they back like dominos
Oh, how I don't love a bitch, while a bitch still ain't shit
That's the reason why your main ho ate my dick

What? She ate your dick? (Uh-huh)
She ate mines too (what?)
Now what the f*ck did me and D-A-Z pursue?

We served the hoes gin and juice
Then we blazed up a sack
Relaxed and chilled, the bitch didn't know how to act
Now they all f*cked up and there's a knock on the door (who is it?)
It's my nigga Snoop Dogg and a flock of hoes

Man, I brought dick-suckin' Annie Mae (what's up?)
Ass-lickin' Sandy Fae (hey)
Renee, Cheryl and this here is Tanqueray
Ladies, chill, make yourself at home
Once again, it's on

Now if he f*ck
And if Style f*ck (ooh, ooh)
And if Snoop f*ck
Then we all gon' f*ck

But if you f*ck
And if that nigga Daz f*ck (ooh, ooh)
And if he f*ck
Then we all gon' f*ck

But if I f*ck (ooh, ooh)
And if I f*ck
Yo, and if I f*ck
Then we all gon' f*ck

What if Snoop f*ck?
And if I bust a nut (ooh, ooh)
And if I bust a nut
Then we all gon' f*ck (biatch)

Drip-drop, drop-drip
Look at these hoes all over my dick
Tick-tock, tock-tick
Hoes be talkin' shit but steadily gobblin' dick

Shit, I'm surprised to see this bitch at the party
Man, I like that one, I bet she'd eat a fat one
I bet I f*ck that bitch (put that on somethin')
I seen it in her eyes, I know what she be wantin' (what?)
The ho think I got a gang of ends
I can f*ck her and probably twenty of the bitch's friends (biatch)

Bitch, back off or jack off and quit that jaw-jackin'
And get my motherf*ckin' ends stackin'
You know how my program flow (but I love you Snoop Dogg)
I don't love you, ho

I seen my cousin Joe Cool pull me to the side
And got us all high
Now why are we high as Venus?
You seen us floatin' (floatin', floatin', floatin')

Hold up, what's up?
(What's up?)
Where's Thurman?
(Up in here)
How many hoes y'all bringin' over here?
(About five for each)
Where y'all at, the freeway?
(We on the freeway, nigga)
Damn, took y'all motherf*ckers long enough, shit
We was jumpin' like a motherf*cker when it was about eleven o'clock
Who the hell over there, Kurupt over there?
Yeah, me, Dogg
What? Snoop D. Dogg over there? (Yeah)
Tell that nigga I said hold on, you know that thang
We gon' be over there in a minute
Aight, so we gon' be here (what?)
We gon' be here, chillin' and relaxin' with some more hoes
(All we wanna see is ass and titties, ass and titties) like Magic City
That's right, that's right, ain't no fuss, don't care none
It's goin down (down)

Now we all gon' f*ck
Why y'all doin' this? (ooh, shit)
Wait, damn, wait
You scandalous nigga, wait, oh, shit
Yeah, yeah, ooh, yeah
Tear that motherf*ckin' ass up
Ah, hell nah, ya