I'm gonna buy a blow-up doll
That I can call my own
A doll that other fellas
Cannot steal
Then all the flirty dirty guys
With their dirty flirty eyes
Will have to flirt with dollies
That are real
When I come home at night
She will be waiting
She'll be the truest doll
In all this world
I'd rather have a blow-up doll
To call my own
Than have a fickle-minded
Real live girl