I've known a few guys who thought they were pretty cool
But you, you've got it down to an art
See you think you've got something special
That makes you bigger than me
Better than me
Funnier than me
More worthy
Richer
Yeah, it's all about the zeros mate
You got 3000 thread count Egyptian white cotton sheets
Ugh, that's so cool
Who the f*ck are you to touch me?"