The Dead Milkmen - Nutrition Lyrics

Now my life is easy
My life ain't hard
I'm gonna spend all day
In my f*ckin' backyard
I t'ain't got no money, hell, I don't care
My parents let me use their credit card

I've got nowhere to go
Just hang out on the street
My folks say I've got no ambition
At least I give a shit
About the stuff I eat
Yeah, I care about nutrition!

Tried to get a job at the retail store
But I could not stand the competition
Now I spend all my time hangin' out at the shore
Givin' myself a skin condition

I've got nowhere to go
'Cept movin' on my feet
People say I've got no ambition
At least I give a shit
About the stuff I eat
Yeah, I care about nutrition!

Sometimes I get upset when I see on the TV
All them people in this world that is starvin'
But there's nothin' in this world that could possibly bother me
When I smell the turkey Dad is carvin'

Boy, I'm starving
Christ, I'm starving!

My folks said I gotta get myself a job
'Cause they ain't gonna support me
Well, if all I am to them is just some lazy slob
Why didn't they abort me?

I guess I'll just hang out
On Broad and South
Livin' by my intuition
At least I give a shit
What I put into my mouth
Yeah, I care about nutrition!

Nutrition
It's good for me
Nutrition
I've got vitamin C
I care, I care, I care, I give a healthy shit
And Mom and Dad say if I eat all of my food
I can go to the hard core show and see F.O.D.