Rock 'n roll loudmouth, spew in my glass
Stroke another one down, right behind my back
Do us all a favor, get yourself a spine
Everybody's choking on the grapevine
[Chorus:]
Shooting dirty pool, spewing dirty lies
Shooting dirty pool, spewing dirty lies
I heard it on the airwaves, I've seen it in my glass
Get your money on the table, get your head out of your ass
You're the coolest guy that I ever have smelt
I ain't a notch on nobody's belt
Why don't you get a haircut, sister? (bottle breaking)
That's it!