Went to see a shrink
Cause my life is such a mess
Thanks Mr. Frued
Now I'm broke and depressed
I had to start smoking to get off Nicorette
I put the top down just in time to get wet
[Chorus]
One of these days my luck is gonna change
They'll think I'm brilliant instead of insane
Everything will be different
But I'll be the same
One of these days my luck is gonna change
Bought a new shirt as it was going out of style
Stood up a blind date
It was Nicki Dial
Bought a massage so I could relax
Big man masseuse almost broke my back
[Chorus]
Stand in line pass the time
Live and learn wait my turn
[Chorus: x2]
Could you spare a little, change