I'm gonna buy a new Corvette,
And paint it cherry red,
Reminds me of my high school sheets,
Where my girlfriends bled,
Teenage virgins from the past,
Chose my favorite hue,
It was always cherry red for me,
Unless my balls were blue.
Gonna buy the Dallas Cowboys,
And they'll wear cherry red,
Silver and Blue is gone for good,
Like Jerry's plastic head,
Cowboy cheerleaders, oh, so fine,
Sportin' cherry red hot pants,
My present to America's fans,
Free team-wide breast implants.
Lady Liberty makeover,
I'll buy her a new dress,
A skin tight cherry red number,
Yeah, USA's the best,
The color's even in our flag,
Along with white and blue,
It's always cherry red for me,
Oh, yeah, you know it's true.